Strange Life of a Cat

Zheng Tan didn't expect that after leaving the pet center studio, he would still be popular. Although he was not as popular as the police chief at that time, every time he went out, he would still hear students pointing at him and discussing.

Zheng Tan didn't feel too much about this, and the Jiao family didn't do anything deliberately. After all, the impact this time was not too big, and it didn't directly cause any trouble. At most, they were taken a few more photos.

When Zheng Tan goes out now, he still walks to the school bus parking spot, and then continues to cooperate with the bald driver to play games. In this way, the car Zheng Tan is in is always full of people in a short while. If it is not written in the contract between the school and these drivers that there is a fine for overloading, the bald driver will probably be overloaded every time.

Sometimes Zheng Tan doesn’t go there, but those students who often take the school bus already know the bald driver. If they have a choice and are not in a hurry, among the several school buses parked there at the same time, they are more willing to go to the bald driver. black cat.

The good business of the bald driver makes the rest of the team envious, but what can be done? Who told them not to have a cat in the past to gain popularity?

When Zheng Tan was in a good mood, he would ride the bald driver's school bus around the campus. During the break, the bald driver shared the bread in the bag with Zheng Tan, and drank some water after eating. The bald driver continued to drive, and Zheng Tan continued to sit in the car to enjoy the scenery.

When Zheng Tan was here, the students deliberately gave up the co-pilot's seat. If anyone who was not good-looking went over to grab the seat, he would be glared at by others. Unless Zheng Tan took the initiative to get off the passenger seat, otherwise, very few people took the initiative to grab a seat.

However, Zheng Tan won't join in the fun during peak hours, it's purely to make himself feel uncomfortable.

Usually walking around the school by myself is different from running around the school on the school bus. When Zheng Tan is too lazy to run around by himself, sitting in the car and watching the scenery is also good.

Zheng Tan got off the bus at an intersection, this side is relatively remote, usually there are not many people getting on and off the bus here, but today there was an old lady with her grandson waiting beside her, waving, there was no seat on the bus, Zheng Tan got off directly, and gave the seat to the grandparent and grandson. Moreover, Zheng Tan also wanted to go to the old tile house.

The mobile phone is still hidden here, and there are a few more buildings in the old Wafang District that have been marked as dangerous buildings, but the school still does not move the buildings here. There are rumors that the school is planning to tear down and rebuild it all, but it is estimated that it will take a year or two, maybe even longer.

Anyway, Zheng Tan still hid the phone in the old place before this area was overthrown.

Liuba and Jingui received a big order and went to work together on a mission, but there has been no news for the past two months. Before Liu Ba left, he replaced Zheng Tan's cell phone with a new one. Mobile devices are updated so quickly. When Liu Ba replaced the device himself, he also changed Zheng Tan's phone.

He went in through the window, pulled out the drawer and took out his mobile phone. Zheng Tan started to browse Weibo. He knew that he was quite popular on Weibo recently, and every time he turned on his mobile phone, he felt nervous every time he looked at it.

Flipping through Weibo, Zheng Tan saw a student advocating doomsday theory. Also, rumors of the doomsday have been circulating this year, especially at the end of the year, when all kinds of rumors are flying everywhere. Those who have disputes join in the fun and take the opportunity to promote "doomsday life-saving suits".

Forget about the rest, Zheng Tan noticed that a netizen with the ID "Douyouwanermuhaha" recently posted on Weibo about the end of the world, such as "How to spend money when the end of the day is coming", "If you don't go crazy, it's over", "N ways to die in the end of the day" and so on.

After Zheng Tan flipped through a few posts, his hands were itchy, and he replied "Funny" under the newly posted Weibo.

The other party's reply was also very fast. At first, they argued with Zheng Tan about the possibility of the 2012-12-21 doomsday. Seeing that Zheng Tan still insisted that this matter was fundamentally false, the other party became impatient, and the argument turned into a quarrel. The other party is indeed a firm believer in doomsday theory, but Zheng Tan, who has personally experienced it, knows that after that day, life will still go on as usual.

Because Zheng Tan forwarded some Weibo about himself, it attracted a lot of fans, and there were also many followers on the side with the ID name "Did you play Muhaha". When Zheng Tan and the other party quarreled like this, followers from both sides came to watch.

There are also people who are afraid of chaos and booing next to them: "What if nothing happens on the 21st?"

"I'm kidding you, haha" replied: "If this is false, I will cut it live!"

More people booed.

If you have the ability to fool people, you are right. Apparently, before the 21st, this netizen who "fucked you up" really fooled a lot of people, look at that tone, firm without any hesitation. Of course, some people think that this kind of guarantee is as unreliable as Bao X's "fake one and pay for your life".

Afterwards, that "I'm kidding you Muhaha" posted another Weibo: "If the 22nd comes as usual and there is no doomsday, I will curse myself to become a cat. If the doomsday really happens, 'Zheng Tan' you will become a black cat like the one on your profile picture, dare you bet?!

As soon as this provocative Weibo post was posted, some people who had been silently watching just now joined in the booing.

Zheng Tan was fiddling with his paws and typing hard, but who knew that he saw this Weibo before typing a sentence, and suddenly wanted to drop his phone.

Become a cat?

Become your uncle's cat! Fuck! !

Although there are many such jokes on the Internet, it is also a joke-like gamble in the eyes of others. If curses are useful these days, why bother with the police. But Zheng Tan was just upset, feeling like there were countless knives in his body.

For Zheng Tan, his doomsday was the day he opened his eyes and found that he had turned into a cat. He really felt that the world was full of malice and infinite absurdity.

Zheng Tan really wanted to reply, "If the end of the world has not come, let me turn back into a human being", but people will not believe this sentence, they will say, if you are not a human being now, then what are you?

Even though they were separated by a long distance, and everyone looked at the small screen of their mobile phones, no one believed the truth of Zheng Tan's words, and more people would booed that Zheng Tan didn't dare to gamble.

Paralyzed!

Type it, delete it, type it again, if you are not satisfied, delete it again, and finally Zheng Tan took a deep breath and turned off the phone directly.

Forget it, out of sight is out of mind, nothing can change the reality.

Putting the phone in the drawer, Zheng Tan turned out the window, looked at the somewhat gray sky outside the window, squatted by the flower bed and thought about it carefully, recalling whether he had ever made a similar bet with someone, and if he lost the bet, he would turn into a cat or something. The memory is a bit faded, but Zheng Tan still firmly believes that he should have never made such a bet with anyone. The question is, why did he become a cat?

This is something that Zheng Tan has been unable to figure out for so many years.

While Zheng Tan was squatting on the edge of the round flower bed and thinking hard, an old man came out for a walk with a big dog, it was old man Li and Xiao Hua. Xiaohua should also be called Laohua now. She used to look a bit bulky, but now that she has lost weight compared to her peak period, she feels even bulkier when she walks around. The speed of one person and one dog is not fast, they are walking slowly, like two elderly men next to each other.

Large dogs are more likely to show signs of aging than small dogs, and the average life expectancy is not dominant. Therefore, old man Li is very nervous every time Xiao Hua is sick, and he also gives timely treatment. Old man Li also paid great attention to feeding Xiaohua. After consulting at the pet center, old man Li prepared the dog food himself according to Xiaohua's physique, and he didn't dare to feed him when he was hungry or full.

A while ago, old man Li took Xiaohua to the pet center for inspection. The people there said that Xiaohua should live for more than 15 years without any problems. Regardless of whether the people at the pet center were speaking comforting words for the sake of old man Li, or based on the theoretical results speculated from Xiao Hua's health check report, old man Li has been insisting on following the method suggested by Xiao Guo and the others in the past few years.

Seeing those two old guys walking away, Zheng Tan jumped down from the flower bed. The wind picked up, and the withered and yellow leaves that were still stuck to the branches were torn off and fell on the concrete floor, making a whistling sound when blown.

Stepping on the fallen leaves, Zheng Tan walked along the path towards the courtyard, and after a few steps, he turned a corner and found the Sahara lying on the ground in front of him, screaming "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Ruan Ying stood a few steps in front of it, with a helpless expression on her face.

"Take two more steps. Come on, be good, just two steps." Ruan Ying said to Sahara.

"Woooooooooo~" Sahara remained motionless.

"Lazy!" Ruan Ying walked around in circles angrily.

Like Old Man Li and the others, Ruan Ying would take Sahara out for a walk every day. Unlike Xiao Hua, Sahara seems to be born rebellious. Now that he is old, he always plays tricks. What do you want him to do?

This guy is also lazy. He always moves when he is at home, as if he has ADHD. He becomes lazy when he comes out, and he gets down when he walks for a while. Ruan Ying doesn't pull the leash like he did a few years ago, for fear of pulling something wrong. Even though the health check result given by the pet center is good, Ruan Ying still can't do it.

Seeing this, Zheng Tan scoffed inwardly: Sahara likes to pretend to be weak now, obviously yesterday he drove a little Jingba that robbed him of his bones all over the compound, and now he is pretending to be weak again, as if he is sure that Ruan Ying can't do anything to him.

Sure enough, Ruan Ying finally hugged Sahara.

"Hold for a while and then go by yourself, do you hear me?" Ruan Ying reprimanded.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... " Sahara is being held dishonestly, moves back and forth.

Ruan Ying, who has raised the Sahara for so many years, obviously knows everything about the Sahara very well.

"Be honest and don't move around, you just took a shit, I don't want to hold your ass!"

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~"

"Damn, I raised an ancestor, me?!" Ruan Ying muttered.

There was such a dog on the stall, and it had been raised for so many years, no matter how bad-tempered Ruan Ying was, she recognized it, and held it in a different position, and Sahara really became much more honest, and stopped barking, and looked at Zheng Tan behind, flicking her tail triumphantly.

Zheng Tan slandered: Virtue!

Beep——

At the intersection ahead, Father Jiao was riding an electric scooter, looking in Zheng Tan's direction and honking the horn.

Zheng sighed happily, ran over quickly and jumped on the car seat, and then gave Sahara a middle finger when Ruan Ying was not paying attention.