The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood

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    After breakfast, Little Red Riding Hood came to the hospital with a half-person-height writing board made overnight.

    When she arrived, Brother Wolf had just had breakfast and was about to go for a walk in the garden. When he looked up, he saw Little Red Riding Hood carrying a large writing board, and suddenly felt like seeing what Little Red Riding Hood wanted to do. Much more fun than going for a walk in the garden.

    "I'm here!" Little Red Riding Hood greeted energetically.

    "I see." Brother Wolf leaned on the sofa leisurely with Erlang's legs crossed, "What are you carrying?"

    "This?" Little Red Riding Hood flushed with excitement and said very proudly, "This is our next treatment plan."

    "Oh??" The data plan was finalized overnight, and Brother Wolf was immediately impressed by Little Red Riding Hood's action.

    "Look." Little Red Riding Hood straightened the tablet.

    Brother Wolf looked at the past with some interest, but in addition to the four characters "treatment plan", there were only Arabic numerals from one to twenty-five.

    "Explain." He dared to give me a proposal with a blank piece of paper. If this was an employee of the Brilliant Group, Brother Wolf would have fired her 800 times.

    "That's what I planned." Little Red Riding Hood said confidently, "Brother Wolf, you promised me a month of treatment yesterday. Then I spent five days before. , so there are twenty-five days left."

    It turns out that the twenty-five Arabic numerals mean this, but the month that I promised is counted from today. Someone insisted on being clever and deducting five days. Brother Wolf said that he did not have it at all. Opinion.

    "To be honest, Brother Wolf, your condition is very serious, so serious that I have never seen it before."

    "That... let me interrupt." Brother Wolf asked hesitantly, "How long have you been practicing?"

    "Ah? Oh? You are my first patient." Little Red Riding Hood answered very honestly.

    "Then you have never seen or heard of it?" Brother Wolf was also convinced of Little Red Riding Hood's confidence.

    "..." Little Red Riding Hood was at a loss for words, and suddenly felt that her performance today was too exaggerated.

      What's more, so many well-known psychologists at home and abroad are not cured.

    "Cough..." Little Red Riding Hood suddenly restrained, "I mean this, Brother Wolf, about your condition, I have already consulted many experts, presumably you have various treatments. I've used it, but it doesn't work."

    Finally getting to the point, Brother Wolf just wanted to see what tricks she could come up with in this pot of cold rice.

    "So, I'm going to find a new way and come to a non-mainstream treatment method. This kind of treatment method is relaxing, pleasant, and makes people linger." Little Red Riding Hood accidentally floated again.

      "

    "What if there is no improvement?" Brother Wolf was very curious.

    "I promise, I will never appear in front of you again in my life. You love jumping off the building, cutting your wrists and wrists, and it has nothing to do with me." Guaranteed with no psychological burden.

    "You said that, I'm really curious?" Brother Wolf's curiosity reached its peak, "What are you going to do?"

    "It's very simple, for the past twenty-five days, we do one thing you really want to do or you hate to do every day, and then record it." Little Red Riding Hood introduced his treatment plan in one sentence.

    "It's over?" Brother Wolf was stunned, could it be simpler? Can it be more ordinary? The domineering side leaked for so long in the front, and in the end it was such a boring idea.

    "Huh?" Little Red Riding Hood thought for a while and then added, "Of course, in order to prevent you from being uninspired, that is, one day you don't have something you particularly want to do or hate to do, then you must listen to Mine, do what I tell you to do."

    With the world-weary character of Brother Wolf, he will definitely not be interested in anything. By then, these twenty-five things will not be all my own. I can do whatever I want, and everything is handled by Brother Wolf's connections and money. I really get excited just thinking about it.

    "So, this is our schedule for the next twenty-five days?" Brother Wolf concluded.

    "That's right, day by day, we do a different thing every day, and on the twenty-fifth day, when you look back at this writing board, you will find , once you die, none of these things can be done, and then you will definitely have infinite emotions and a thirst for life." As long as Little Red Riding Hood thinks of that picture, he can't help himself.

    "Twenty-five days? Twenty-five things? You just want to change me?" Brother Wolf said indifferently.

    "Huh??" Little Red Riding Hood suddenly frowned, as if she felt something was wrong, then squatted down, took out the marker pen she had prepared long ago from her pocket, and scribbled on the writing board After a while, he stood up again.

    When the writing pad was exposed to Brother Wolf's sight again, Brother Wolf almost spit out a sip of coffee: "What is that thing you wrote?"

    On the bottom of the writing pad, Little Red Riding Hood added another Arabic numeral twenty-six below the Arabic numeral twenty-five, and wrote the text at the back: (I like Little Red Riding Hood.)

    Brother Wolf was speechless, angry, and felt that this man was too shameless, so he didn’t even look in the mirror.

    "Oh, don't get excited, don't get excited." Little Red Riding Hood quickly reassured, "I just thought the number twenty-five sounded a little uncomfortable, so I added a twenty-six below it. It’s just nice to write, it won’t cost you too much time.”

    "Do I care about numbers? I'm asking you, what does that last sentence mean?" Brother Wolf admits that he is sick, but he cannot admit that he has a problem with his taste.

    "Just...literally." Little Red Riding Hood couldn't understand Brother Wolf's anger.

      Go up, are you planning to use such a writing board to spread scandals with me?"

    Little Red Riding Hood blinked, and it took a long time for her to react. She suddenly felt that the thinking of the rich now is too complicated.

    "No, you misunderstood, when I say liking I mean liking between friends. You see, we have to get along for twenty-five days. I don't want our relationship to be harmonious. some."

    "Haha..." Brother Wolf's face was indifferent.

    "Actually, you can think the same way." Little Red Riding Hood is very clear about Brother Wolf's thinking, "Brother Wolf, you are intent on committing suicide, I know that you promised me a month, because I was There's nothing you can do about it."

    "You still have self-knowledge." Brother Wolf snorted coldly.

    "So you see, this writing board, twenty-six things are all to arouse your desire for life, but when you see the twenty-sixth..."

    "I have no desire for life at all."

    "So, this one is added for you from your standpoint." Little Red Riding Hood excitedly said, "Look, as long as you think about living, you must like me, do you really want to die? ?"

    “…”

    "Then why do you care about his existence?" Little Red Riding Hood felt that what he said was really too good. Sure enough, once this person is transparent, it seems that he has opened up the two veins of Ren and Du. Eloquence has improved.

    Brother Wolf was almost turned around by Little Red Riding Hood's divine logic: "Then do you want to cure me, or do you not want to cure me?"

    "Of course I want to cure you." Little Red Riding Hood explained sincerely, "The twenty-five things in front of me are all I want you to live, but if these twenty-five things Nothing can move you to continue living. Then I think I should respect you, so I just added this twenty-sixth article, even if it is my parting ceremony for you. "

    “…” Do you think I am selective amnesia? Obviously, you yourself said just now that you added it because you felt that twenty-five sounded uncomfortable. How come it has become a parting gift for me now.

    "Good eloquence." Brother Wolf admired.

    "Where, where, I only joined the debate club when I was not in school." Little Red Riding Hood said modestly.