The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood

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    "Okay, the treatment plan is over." Little Red Riding Hood stared at Brother Wolf with a marker, "So Brother Wolf, what do you want to do today?"

    "This is the beginning?" Brother Wolf said unexpectedly.

    The first day of the rest of your life? Thinking of the countdown to the rest of his life, Brother Wolf suddenly understood the boredom of this world. There seems to be a wonderful sense of being about to leave and no longer demanding.

    "yes!" I know that Brother Wolf definitely has nothing special to do, Little Red Riding Hood, you are really a genius.

    "You seem very happy?" Brother Wolf always felt that today's Little Red Riding Hood was a little different from what he had seen before.

    "Eh...?" Oops, it's too obvious, "It's like this, although you don't have anything special you want to do, but you are willing to accept my treatment plan, for me It is already the greatest encouragement. Your encouragement is my greatest honor."

    "Have you been smoked and ruined your brain? Suddenly become so hypocritical?" Brother Wolf asked.

    "..." Little Red Riding Hood held back, and Little Red Riding Hood hypnotized himself for a while before he forced a smile, "According to the previous agreement, if you have nothing special to do, Brother Wolf, then you must follow my arrangement. Come on, do what I do, do what you do."

    "Okay." Brother Wolf has always been a man of his word, "I also want to see, what is the difference between the world like you who is infinitely fond of life, and the world I live in? Same."

    Day 1: Go fishing with Little Red Riding Hood.

    Two hours later.

    Above the endless sea, under the clear sky, a white luxury yacht floats quietly between the sky and the earth.

    "So next, we're going to fish here for a day?" Brother Wolf wore sunglasses and looked at someone who was already blushing.

    "Why do you need to bring sunscreen when fishing?" Brother Wolf said deliberately.

    "Prevent sunburn," said Little Red Riding Hood.

    "Oh, I've never been sunburned before, so you will get sunburned." Brother Wolf gloated.

    This person must be intentional, through the sunglasses, Little Red Riding Hood can feel his sinister gaze.

    "It's not too early, should we start treatment?" Brother Wolf suddenly asked for treatment.

    Little Red Riding Hood looked at the golden sun outside, gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, and treated her. Little Red Riding Hood walked out with a big thorn on the fishing rod, set up a small bench with a distance of one meter from Brother Wolf, and then... took out his mobile phone.

    "Click, click..."

    For another angle,

    "Click, click..."

    Although the sun is very poisonous, the color is unexpectedly beautiful, continue...

    "Click, click..."

    Brother Wolf looked at someone who was taking a self-portrait silently, silently catching fish.

    "Why don't you move." Little Red Riding Hood almost took a picture of herself, and suddenly turned to look at someone who was still.

    Brother Wolf turned his head and looked at Little Red Riding Hood through his sunglasses: "What did you say?"

    "Didn't we agree? What do I do, what do you do?" Little Red Riding Hood shook his phone and said, "Then I take a selfie, you will naturally take a selfie too."

    "..." Brother Wolf raised his hand and took off his sunglasses. Without the filter, the woman's sinister expression was much clearer.

    "You don't want to break your promise." Little Red Riding Hood raised her eyebrows.

    He was waiting for me here, who was he afraid of?

    Brother Wolf put on his sunglasses again, took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera, and clicked seven or eight pictures just like Little Red Riding Hood looked like. After taking the photo, Brother Wolf impatiently put down the phone.

    "Wait..." Little Red Riding Hood rushed over, "Show me the photo."

    "As you like!" Brother Wolf handed the phone to Little Red Riding Hood nonchalantly.

    "Tsk tsk, tsk tsk... unqualified." Little Red Riding Hood shook his head.

    "Where does he fail?" This is the first time in his life that he has been evaluated as unqualified.

    "Look, I'm using the beauty camera, but you're using the camera that comes with the system, so the pictures that come out will feel different. No beauty camera?? Oh my God, how can I do this, I'll help you next." Little Red Riding Hood downloaded the beauty camera on Brother Wolf's phone without authorization, and then took the photo he just took to the wolf. Brother Dang referred, "And these last two pictures, I pouted when I took pictures, and also used a cute rabbit emoji."

    "Put your mouth??" Brother Wolf resisted the urge to explode, and asked through gritted teeth.

    Why is it suddenly cold?

    "Rabbit emoji?"

    "Ahaha...you don't need to pouting, the little rabbit is not suitable for you, brother wolf, why don't you use the emoji of the big bad wolf, mighty and domineering, hehehe..." Little Red Riding Hood's survival To strike in time.

    Brother Wolf looked at Little Red Riding Hood for half a minute, and saw that Little Red Riding Hood was sweating.

    What are you afraid of, Little Red Riding Hood, if you are not crazy, you will die!

    "Healing, this is all healing..." Little Red Riding Hood said firmly.

    Brother Wolf is worthy of being a real man who is hard to follow. He took back his mobile phone and used the beauty camera to brush and take a few pictures of himself. In the end, he also posted a big bad wolf. Emoji.

    "Okay." Brother Wolf asked.

    "Okay." Sure enough, the wolf brother photographed by the beauty camera is more gentle. Although the wolf brother is still handsome under the high-definition camera, he is too imposing.

    Seeing that someone finally stopped, Brother Wolf turned around and continued fishing.

    "Then next, it's time to post on the Moments." Little Red Riding Hood said, he arranged a nine-square grid, just as he was about to add the text, Brother Wolf suddenly stood up .

    "What are you doing?" Little Red Riding Hood was startled.

    "Friend...friend...circle?" Brother Wolf asked word by word.

    "Ah, isn't taking pictures just for posting on Moments?" Little Red Riding Hood asked, "Or, you don't have Moments?"

    How could Brother Wolf not have a circle of friends? Brother Wolf's circle of friends will show up to scare you to death, but Brother Wolf never posts a circle of friends.

    "It's very simple, just line up the photos just now, and then add a sentence, like me." Little Red Riding Hood said and showed his circle of friends just sent to him Brother wolf look.

    Brother Wolf's forehead jumped with blue veins, especially wanting to kick someone down.

    "It's your turn." Little Red Riding Hood blinked, blinked, and smiled so cutely, "You need to cooperate with the treatment."

    I must have had a brain attack before I agreed to let this crazy woman treat me.

    "Don't you feel ashamed?" Brother Wolf was dying.

    "Shame? How could it be?" Little Red Riding Hood said nonchalantly, "Besides, he's dying anyway, so what's the use of that shame!"

    Is this ironic? Or is it a deliberately aggressive method, if you don't follow it, you can use this to prove that you don't really want to die? Think beautifully!

    Brother Wolf immediately took out his mobile phone, swiped, and sent it out just like Little Red Riding Hood.

    Suddenly a thousand waves were stirred up.

    President XX: Brother Wolf, me?

    CEO XX: Oh, brother wolf and emoji match very well.

    So-and-so made a small: Brother Wolf, you did not take the wrong medicine.

    So-and-so made another small: Is the depression mutated?

    Subordinate of XX: Is the Brilliant Group going bankrupt?

    So-and-so classmate: I rub, Brother Wolf actually posted on the Moments, moved away, moved to the alumni group.

    So-and-so doesn't know who: Mom, world-renowned entrepreneur, suspected of coming out of the closet, likes cute and cute avatars.

    …

    Take a deep breath, take a deep breath again, continue to take a deep breath... It's been a long time since Nima was so out of breath.

    "Brother Wolf drink water." Little Red Riding Hood, seeing that Brother Wolf was so well matched, took out two bottles of ice water and gave one bottle to Brother Wolf.

    Brother Wolf ignores him.

    Little Red Riding Hood was not angry either, she sat down and went fishing, just fishing, fishing... Fishing is so boring, why do the big guys on TV like to go out to sea fishing, what's the point? ? ?

    In an hour.

    The dizzy little Red Riding Hood put away the fishing rod: "Brother Wolf, let's go back."

    "Go back?" Brother Wolf sneered.

    "Yeah, it's almost there, I caught the fish, took the photos, and posted it in the circle of friends. It's almost alive." Little Red Riding Hood said

      already?"

    Little Red Riding Hood dares to conclude that even if she says a word, she will definitely not be able to do anything in the next 24 days.

    "You're right, you need to cooperate with the treatment." Little Red Riding Hood smiled and sat back on the small bench, and then accompanied Brother Wolf bitterly in the sun all afternoon, she felt I was about to smoke.

    This is not what I imagined! ! !

    The author has something to say: I saw a little angel leaving a message saying that I didn't want to live anymore, and the scared crab woke up from drowsiness.

    Don’t think about it, Brother Wolf said, no one who is rich without him is allowed to commit suicide. Brother Wolf is the top ten richest people in the world. Let’s do an asset evaluation first. A wisp went back for treatment.

    PS: I suddenly feel that this name is not auspicious, why don't I change it to something like "Attack on Little Red Riding Hood" and "You Never Die"?