The Perverted Sage

Zack slowly opened his eyes to discover himself standing above a calm lake-like surface with no structures or anything of the like around him. He looks up with confused eyes and sees a blue sky with many clouds moving about.

A few seconds later he looks down again and finds a slightly see-through screen in front of him with a keyboard on the bottom.

[Please choose name for yourself]

[Please note you shouldn't use your real name in case of in-game grudges!]

Looking at the floating keyboard in front of him, Zack thinks about it and decides to name himself Unknown.

*Notification* Player Unknown is the first player to enter Character Creation and choose a name. Rewarded with +1 Dexterity

Surprised, Zack wondered on how he is the first person and decided it was his majestic typing speed after seeing how AEGIS rewarded him with a point in dexterity.

"Alright now I'll seem all mysterious and shit with that name" Zack thought mischievously. After choosing his name, Zack wondered what to do next.

Thinking of his statistics, he yells "Status!"

...

Nothing showed up.

"..." a bit speechless that didn't work, Zack yelled anything he could think of.

"Statistics! Stats! Info! Information! System! System call! Your mom! God dammit, work already!" He catches his breath for a second to collect himself. He looks around, doesn't find anything, then sighs looking disappointed.

"Wait a minute..." he murmurs and looks back at the floating screen still there.

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Name: Unknown

System: Not Found

[Info]Status

Level: 0 (0/100)

Hold Level (Yes/No)

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Looking at the screen in a deadpan manner, he thinks of holding a middle finger at it but his body doesn't obey.

"Hehehe, what a funny human" says a soft voice so close he can feel the sweet breath on his neck.

"Son of a bia-!!" Zack yells in fear and surprise at the sudden voice answering him. He looks behind him quickly to find a divine beauty right in his face staring at him in curiosity. Zack jumps in panic while waving his hands acting like he knows martial arts, much to his own regret for being impulsive. "Dammit I was so close to her..." thought Zack in despair. He shakes off the feeling of despair and once again looks at the divine beauty patiently staring at him with a mock stance. She had huge b.r.e.a.s.ts and if Zack had to guess, it would be an E-cup. Her face looked young enough to be just a bit over Zack's age, her cheeks looked soft and very squishable with a tint of red. He couldn't see it due to her standing straight in front of him, but he's sure that her b.u.t.t was very perky and soft too. It's like a sixth sense. She was wearing a long white dress, and had emerald-green hair reaching her waist loosely flowing about.

"So... who are you?" he asks with a bit of shyness. She replies with something he wouldn't have suspected. "I'm AEGIS, or a part of it you could say" she replied with a smile, then continued "You can just call me Merial, it's a name I made for myself".

"Oh... ok so... um, can I hug you?" asks Zack only to realize what he just asked. (SHIIIITT WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST ASK!?!?!? Ughh, PLEASE DON'T BE MAD PLEASE DON'T BE MAD F.U.C.K F.U.C.K F.U.C.K!) he thought as cold sweat ran down his back.

"Hug?" Merial said as she raised her lovely eyebrows. She then lowered her head to ponder for a bit and then raised it only to say with a bright smile on her face "Sure!" She walks to the petrified Zack and hugs his neck with her soft and skinny arms.

Zack comes back to reality and instinctively spreads out his arms and hugs her slim waist, enjoying the feeling of her soft skin through her white dress while he slowly closes his eyes that are filled with l.u.s.t. He revels in the feeling of her E-cup sized b.r.e.a.s.ts pressing on his c.h.e.s.t. If he really focused, he could feel two small tips that are hardening a little. He felt his Dao of Boner activating, but was too occupied in the moment to notice.

He steadily and stealthily lowered his hands, and just as he was about to touch her soft b.u.t.t cheeks, she broke off from the hug and retreated back two steps.

"That's your reward for being the first to see me..." says Merial with slightly blurred eyes. "Hopefully, we'll see each other again!" she says while occasionally, secretly looking down at his large bulge.

(Man! that felt so great!) thought Zack in a daze. Realizing what she just said, he looked at her eyes with confusion before shying away and asked "What do you mea-" He got cut off and was teleported away.