The Whole Entertainment Circle Begs Me To Shut Up

This is probably the reason for the **** to the guts.

Qin Bin hid behind Meng Shaoyou, listening to these words, he couldn't help muttering: "This is not because Xiaoqing met Fahai and fell in love..."

Meng Shaoyou couldn't help but reminded: "I am a Taoist priest."

The female ghost was not afraid to hear the words: "Good Taoist priest! Is there a temptation for uniforms, brother?"

Meng Shaoyou raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you not afraid of me?"

There are even ghosts who are not afraid of Taoist priests? The female ghost was quite confident, and said with a grin: "You have entered my territory, then I have the final say, what am I afraid of?"

As she spoke, she looked at Qin Bin and said, "Originally, this house belonged to me. I let you move in because of your good looks..."

When the female ghost said this, Qin Bin thought that he had been sleeping with the ghost for a month, his face changed involuntarily, and he backed away: "I, this, how do I know this is your house?! Money is refunded. You, let me go!"

What about Qin Bin's bad luck? The female ghost itself died in this house. She had a deep resentment before her death. After her death, she didn't get overpowered. She became a resentful spirit wandering in the house, which would naturally harm the house.

This house has also become a murderous house. I also blame Qin Bin for not investigating clearly when he bought it. He thought he had bought a small villa at a low price, but he never thought that the original owner had escaped for his life.

Qin Bin regretted it now, and the female ghost suddenly became cold without making her face. She stared at Qin Bin and said, "Want to go?! Dreaming!"

"Aren't you very happy when you moved in?! You were sweet with me and now regret it?!" The female ghost rushed to Qin Bin angrily, her voice was stern, Qin Bin was so scared by her, the whole person The face is pale.

"But, but, you lied first!" After Qin Bin shouted out such a sentence with difficulty, he panicked and hid behind Meng Shaoyou.

The female ghost and Meng Shaoyou faced each other, and she looked ugly and said, "He has been with me for a month. If he doesn't recognize it, he won't recognize it. When I am a hotel?!"

Qin Bin couldn't help saying: "My name is written on the real estate certificate..."

Female ghost: "..."

She turned to stare at Meng Shaoyou and said in a bad tone: "Since you two are in the same group, then I don't plan to let you go, just leave me as a company!"

When Qin Bin heard the cold sweat, he looked at Meng Shaoyou and said, "Da, Master, what do you think about this?"

Meng Shaoyou patted his hand and said calmly: "It's okay, I'm professional."

His expression was too calm, and Qin Bin couldn't help but calm down. He looked at Meng Shaoyou and glanced at the female ghost again. When the female ghost rushed towards them, he quickly hid aside and shouted, "Master, come on!"

My spirit is with you, but my body is really afraid of ghosts...

Meng Shaoyou didn't care about him hiding aside, but quickly took out the prepared talisman when the female ghost rushed over and threw it out.

"There are generals in the sky, and the earth has only the earth, cut the evil and eliminate the evil, and relieve the troubles!"

The Fulu in his hand is drawn with a brush obtained from the Chenghuang Temple. The aura and Meng Shaoyou's own Taoism have increased the power more than a hundredfold compared to the ordinary Fulu.

The female ghost quickly avoided, and then found that Meng Shaoyou could still take out more talisman paper, and then threw it towards her like no money. At first, the female ghost was able to dodge, but finally she couldn’t hide and was blocked. , Was trapped by Meng Shaoyou.

Finally, the peach tree branch with the air of suppressing evil stopped in front of her, and the ending was set.

Meng Shaoyou sighed and said: "People and ghosts have different paths, why should your soul run here? It's better to go to reincarnation sooner."

Seeing that the situation is gone, the female ghost didn't dare to show it even if she was angry. Meng Shaoyou turned to Qin Bin and asked, "What do you want to do next?"

Qin Bin shrank in the corner and watched Meng Shaoyou and the female ghost fighting law. He was stupid. He finally crawled out of the world view of destruction. He heard Meng Shaoyou ask, "What should I do? She can pay me the rent. ?"

Female ghost: "..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

The female ghost collapsed and shouted: "Do you only think about rent?!"

Somehow others can say a hundred days of grace to husband and wife in a day! Qin Bin has been healed with her for a month, that's all he thinks about? !

The female ghost looked at Qin Bin's expression and said bitterly: "Not to mention you are a couple in the Yang world, and you have been in the same bed for more than a month, but you asked the Taoist priest to accept me, Qin Beiliang, you are so cruel!"

Qin Bin was so scared that he shook his head quickly and said: "I am not mine! Those are all dreams!"

The female ghost said even more resentfully: "In the dream, you and me are all fake? So, love will disappear, right?"

The love between humans and ghosts is probably very beautiful in the novel, but if it really meets in reality, it is another matter.

Besides, is that simple you and me? ! Qin Bin thought angrily, if he hadn't awakened fast enough, he would have almost been hollowed out!

Meng Shaoyou couldn't help but said: "Don't say you are so emotional and cozy, you are obviously gluttonous!"

The female ghost was afraid and resentful towards him. She looked at the Taoist priest and her teeth were tickled. This man was good-looking but every move was ruthless, so she said angrily: "What's wrong with him?! Addicted. I am willing to be beautiful!"

Who is not greedy for handsome guys? ! Anyone! !

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

never mind.

He saw that Qin Bin and the female ghost had nothing to say, and said: "You should go to Chenghuang to talk about this."

Then the female ghost was handed over to the ghost chaser, and Qin Bin's house was all right.

When the female ghost was taken away, Qin Bin still said in a daze, "Is this all right?"

Meng Shaoyou nodded and said, "Well, the biggest problem with this house is that it is caused by grievances, and now it's okay to get rid of it."

With his assurance, Qin Bin breathed a sigh of relief, and then Meng Shaoyou taught him three days later, at noon, in the southeast corner of the house’s backyard, he would dig three feet of ground at the southeast corner of the house’s backyard. Can live normally.

As for, Qin Bin dug up a female corpse after doing so and pressed it down.

After solving this matter, Qin Bin's attitude towards Meng Shaoyou was respectful, and he transferred a sum of money to Meng Shaoyou apart from anything else, and then asked anxiously: "Master, can I take a photo with you? I want to set it as a screensaver..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Finally, the photo was taken.

But Qin Bin didn't set it as a screensaver, instead he posted a circle of friends.

Qin Bin: I have encountered some incredible things recently, but the master helped me solve the problem. The master is not only handsome, but also has great professional skills! [Picture.jpg]

Qin Bin is an active user in Moments. Once he sent it out, he received a lot of savings and many comments.

Ji An: I also think the master's business ability is great! [great]

Xu Ning: Did you look for a master too? I said before that he is very good~

Of course there are some people who are dumbfounded...

Bai Miaoxue:? ? ? Isn't this Teacher Yu's assistant? ! What master?

Bai Miaoxue: It's really that little assistant!

Bai Miaoxue: What's wrong with this world? !

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"Travel less! You can't take orders lately!"

Beardfish has finally taken a break recently, but as soon as he came to Meng Shaoyou, he first asked if he could take the order.

After getting the affirmative answer, he grabbed Meng Shaoyou's hand and said, "This is great, you should come with me first. It's urgent, so say on the way!"

Meng Shaoyou faintly followed the bearded fish into the car and drove all the way to Hu's house.

In the car, Meng Shaoyou asked: "What happened to you in such a hurry?"

According to the face, the bearded fish should have nothing to do with evil spirits now.

Beardfish sighed: "It's not me, it's a relative over there."

Otherwise, the bearded fish was in a hurry, the man who was in the accident was bearded fish’s cousin. His cousin has a girlfriend who has been talking for five years. The two are college lovers. After graduation, they did not break up but worked hard together. Both parents are satisfied. They are already preparing for the wedding this year.

"I went to his wedding banquet the day before yesterday. I didn't expect something went wrong today." Beardfish sighed.

The tradition of their family is that after banqueting guests, the new couple will go back to the old house to live for two days.

Just after Beardfish’s cousin and sister-in-law moved in, they encountered strange things. They always heard old people crying in their ears.

This old house hasn't lived for a long time, and they are also murmured in their hearts, and the beard fish sister-in-law wants to move out quickly. When she couldn't help discussing with her husband, she heard her husband's tone change like a person: "Is it unaccustomed to live in this family if I move out so quickly?"

The old and hoarse voice is not the voice of Beardfish's cousin at all!

The sister-in-law was terrified, and hurriedly called the family, and then all the Hu family rushed to the old house.

After coming, the person on the cousin said in a bad tone: "I use your Hu family's things and dare to care about me?"

Then he drank and ate chicken, sitting shirtless in the living room, eating chicken and wine, not at all like his cousin in the past.

The Hu family is more business-oriented and somewhat superstitious. Upon seeing this, they guessed that Beardfish’s cousin was possessed. While holding the cousin, he asked the master to come over.

Beardfish sighed: "Didn't my dad remember that I know you? Then he urged me to come to you."

No wonder Meng Shaoyou nodded in such a hurry, "Okay, then hurry up."

Beardfish responded and stepped on the accelerator to reach the Hu's old house.

Although this old house is old, it doesn't feel dilapidated. The Hu family do not live in the old house, but they pay special attention to the old house. After all, there is a saying that the rise and fall of the old house is related to the rise and fall of the family, so it will be repaired every three hours.

When Meng Shaoyou arrived, there were other people in the house.

As soon as the bearded fish saw a few more people he didn't know, he asked, "Who are these?"

The sister-in-law heard the words and said: "They are all the masters invited by the family..."

Beardfish was unhappy when he heard it and said, "Didn't you say I'm going to find it? Why can't you even believe me?"

"You can't say that, I'm not thinking about finding more, it's appropriate!" Beardfish's aunt opened the mouth to make a round. It was her son who had the problem, and Beardfish didn't say anything when she saw it.

Then he watched his uncle stand up and said, "The people are in the living room. Let me take a look first."

In addition to Meng Shaoyou, the Hu family also invited two masters, a middle-aged lady, who looked rather serious in her hair bun. The other is a middle-aged male with a small goatee, holding a compass in his hand, and looks quite fascinating.

And Meng Shaoyou, a young man standing among them, looked very abrupt. The middle-aged lady gave him a glance, expressing her disdain.

Meng Shaoyou smiled and didn't care too much.

As soon as the three of them entered the living room, a chicken bone flew towards them and hit the threshold with a "click". Then they saw a young man sitting cross-legged on the table wearing an old man's undershirt, holding a chicken in one hand and a wine bottle in one hand and taking a sip.

Uncle Beardfish said with shame: "Look at several of you, what's wrong with my son? He..."

When the lady saw this, she spoke first: "At this sight, she was embarrassed by the ghost! Don't panic, and ask when I find the errand."

The lady's surname is Ann. After speaking, she found a sofa in the living room and lay down and said, "Don't move me later. I'm going to the underworld and ask people over there."

Uncle Beardfish had never seen such a battle. He was stunned for a while, and the little goatee on the side explained: "She's a yin-goer. This is to go to the underworld to ask the errand."

Going overcast is also called impermanence. There is often a saying among the people that if the underworld is busy, the underworld will arrest the living as a errand, and will send them back after the matter is completed, which is regarded as a temporary work for the underworld. This incident is recorded in the Ming book "The Word Guai·Re-Books and Impermanence".

Uncle Beardfish didn’t know about these legends. He only said, “That’s it, you deserve to be a master...”

Meng Shaoyou said that impermanence is true, but what he can be sure of is that Ms. An should not be impermanent in the underworld.

One didn’t see Ms. An’s soul separated. Second, he really saw Ms. An’s chest rising and falling. It seemed that he was just asleep on the sofa...

The "cousin" who had been sitting at the table eating and drinking also laughed and said, "Go to bed as soon as you go to bed.

Meng Shaoyou obviously felt that Ms. An's breathing was stagnant.

The little goatee touched his moustache and stepped forward: "She can't call, so let the old man come."

The "cousin" was still sitting on the table eating and drinking, squinting at the little goatee, and seeing him writing a talisman at his desk, then burning the talisman and praying: "Please go to the gods, chase the underworld... urgently Like a law!"

Then he grabbed a handful of rice and threw it on the "cousin", mumbling while falling, it looked strange...

The "cousin" who was sitting on the table happened to be eating something delicious, and was caught off guard by the rice grains with a face that was thrown off his face. He was instantly furious. Get out of here!"

The bottle of Moutai was thrown on the little goatee, and it smashed him all at once!

"What are you guys? Three teachers and nine liu dare to call themselves masters? Go!" The "cousin" pointed at the moustache and cursed, followed by a series of swear words. Uncle Beardfish was shocked.

His son never speaks bad words!

And this series of insults mixed with bones and wine bottles directly threw Moustache and Ms. An out.

Then the "cousin" squinted at Meng Shaoyou and snorted coldly, "You are not leaving yet?"

Meng Shaoyou smiled and said, "I'm not afraid of you."

Beardfish's uncle showed a hopeful expression after hearing this. After all, he has not escaped under such circumstances, and can only pin his hopes on Meng Shaoyou!

Meng Shaoyou dealt with ghost possession quite a lot. He took the peach stick he used to use, rushed up, pinched the opponent's **** with one hand, and slapped the evil-eliminating talisman in his hand, and an old ghost popped out. .

The old ghost didn't expect that Meng Shaoyou really had some abilities. He was stunned for a moment. Then he watched him rushing and holding a peach tree branch thinking about him stabbing him. The old ghost possessed hurriedly shouted: "Hold on! I'm from the Hu family. Ancestor! Why have you done this to me after blessing the Hu family for so many years?!"

After Meng Shaoyou's actions, he saw the old ghost grunting: "I have protected the Hu family for so many years. Is it possible that I have forgotten everything?!"

Uncle Beardfish saw his son fainted and hurriedly came up to take his son away.

The old ghost said with a sad face, "I have protected the Hu family for so many years. I have no credit and hard work. Why do you treat me like this!"

Meng Shaoyou was stunned, and the old ghost cried: "If you don't believe me, go and ask!"

If this is really the ancestor of the Hu family, that is another matter.

Meng Shaoyou went out and said it again.

The head of the Hu family is now Beardfish’s father, Meng Shaoyou said so, and Hu’s father thought for a long time and said, “It seems that there is such a thing.”

It can be regarded as the secret of the Hu family. It is said that an ancestor has always lived in the old house of the Hu family. This has been passed down for generations, but he has never really felt his existence, and everyone has forgotten it over time.

But the key is why he wants to occupy the body of the offspring.

The old ghost sobbed and said, "I, I have been in the old house for so many years, and I am still single. You still let me see and see these couples... I, I am lonely!"

"I want to marry a wife too!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Hu family: "..."

The old ghost asked: "I don't care, I want a daughter-in-law too!"

After all, it is the ancestor of the Hu family. After Shaoyou Meng conveyed the old ghost's opinion, the Hu family hesitated, how would this daughter-in-law marry him...

Upon seeing this, Meng Shaoyou suggested that they find someone to paste a paper man and burn it to the old ghost, which is the same. The old ghost was awkward, and finally reluctantly agreed.

Finally, Beardfish's cousin woke up, and after knowing what had happened, he said thank you, and also asked Meng Shaoyou's WeChat account.

The cousin said: "Thanks to the master...If there is anything we can help in the future, just say it!"

Meng Shaoyou only used people's money to do things for others, so the matter was resolved. Then I gave Bearfish his cousin some suggestions, such as getting more sun recently to add some yang...

Of course, Meng Shaoyou took advantage of the trend and said: "If there are other customer introductions, it is okay, my schedule is very empty!"

"..."

After resolving the problem of Beardfish's cousin, Beardfish sent Meng Shaoyou home by the way, and looked at the lights and festoons everywhere on the road, giving him a festive look.

Beardfish looked at it and said, "Huh? Is it a holiday today? How can it be so festive?"

Meng Shaoyou said, "Today is July 30."

The 30th day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar is the Ksitigarbha Festival, which is celebrated in many places in Sudi. At this time, there will be lights and colorful night markets.

Merchants took the opportunity to make money, while believers wore hats and sarongs, chanting along the way, praying step by step, and worshiping incense in the temple.

Beardfish usually treats these days as Mondays, two, three, four and five. If they hadn't seen the lanterns and festoons today, they wouldn't be able to ask this question.

Meng Shaoyou knew a little bit better than him, saying: "The Ksitigarbha lanterns will be displayed at night on the Ksitigarbha Festival. There are many lanterns by the river of Longhua Temple, which is a great wonder."

Hearing what he said, the bearded fish became interested and said: "Well, don't you go to see the lantern tonight! I haven't let go of the underground lantern when I grow up!"

Meng Shaoyou had no objection, and went to the vicinity of Longhua Temple with Beardfish in the evening.

Many people have gathered on the bank of the river, and there are also many vendors along the street selling lanterns. These lanterns are colorful, but they are all cut into a lotus shape, with kerosene in the middle. The kerosene also has a name called "Ksitigarbha". After all, the lotus is a symbol of Buddhism.

Legend has it that a wild ghost can become a celestial celestial being if he obtains the Ksitigarbha candle, but it is just a folklore.

When Meng Shaoyou said that, the beard fish happily bought a river lantern and went to the river. The river bank was full of passers-by who set off river lanterns. The colorful lotus lanterns were thrown into the river, and the candlelight was faint. At night, it looked like they had stolen the galaxy from the sky and plunged into this earthly river.

"Swim less?"

Meng Shaoyou followed the prestige and saw a very familiar figure. Yu Jianghe walked out of the crowd wearing masks.

"Why are you here?" Meng Shaoyou ran over in surprise, but Teacher Yu went out? !

Yu Jianghe looked at him and said, "Today, during the Ksitigarbha Festival, I heard that lanterns can be placed at Longhua Temple, so I came out to take a look."

Try your luck at the same time...

Meng Shaoyou didn't think much, and asked after hearing the words: "Then have you set the lantern?"

"No." Yu Jianghe said, he didn't come to light up the lantern.

"That's just right, neither did I." Meng Shaoyou said. He looked at the stall on the side of the road, picked two of them and said, "Then let them go together?"

Naturally, Yu Jianghe would not refuse him, so the two of them walked to the riverside holding two lanterns.

Meng Shaoyou chatted with Teacher Yu along the way, talking about Ksitigarbha festival, Ksitigarbha candles, and Longhua Temple. Yu Jianghe did not speak, but listened carefully.

Then the two walked to the river with a little less people, and Meng Shaoyou said, "Just put it here..."

The two lanterns were gently pushed into the river, and then they merged with other lanterns in the river...

When Yu Jianghe looked sideways, he could see the starlight in the eyes of people around him.

"Puff!"

"Not good! Someone fell into the water!"

With the sound of falling into the water, a scream came from the shore, and Meng Shaoyou and Yu Jianghe suddenly recovered. Yu Jianghe was the first to call the police. Meng Shaoyou stared at the river and suddenly said, "...Wait, people have emerged!"

I saw a human head suddenly appeared in the river, and then it was sent to them as if being held up.

Meng Shaoyou hurriedly pulled the person up, and then saw that there was another hand underneath him, and then a water ghost showed his head and rejoiced: "Oh, thanks to my quick eyes and quick hands, otherwise everyone will be cold..."

"You saved people?" Meng Shaoyou asked.

The water ghost looked at him, did not expect that he could see himself, but still proudly said: "Of course! Why do you look down on ghosts and do good?"

Meng Shaoyou: "...No, this is good. I hope there will be a phenomenon of ghost transmission."