The Whole Entertainment Circle Begs Me To Shut Up

The water ghost fished people up and wanted to leave. Meng Shaoyou saw that the water ghost did not harm people but saved people, so she called him and asked, "How long have you been here? If you want to reincarnate, I can help you."

The water ghost looked back at him and said, "Reincarnation?"

Meng Shaoyou said without hesitation: "Yes, I have someone above me!"

The ghost servants of Chenghuang Temple are all my brothers!

I thought this water ghost would accept his proposal, but he didn't expect that the other party would not care: "No... harm, if I want to reincarnate, can I still vote? There are so many bald heads next door!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Yes, there is Longhua Temple next to this river.

The water ghost has no obsession with whether to reincarnate or not. He was going to leave, but after thinking about it, he turned his head and said, "But if you give me something to eat and wear, I don't dislike it."

After all, there are only a few days for sacrifices in the world, and ordinary ghosts can eat better during the two days of Ching Ming Festival and Zhong Yuan Festival. The water ghost is a bit greedy for offerings.

This is not difficult, Meng Shaoyou nodded and said, "It should be."

Then the water ghost reported his name to him, and after Meng Shaoyou recorded it, he dived back into the water.

While Meng Shaoyou was talking to the water ghost, Mr. Yu was watching over the drowning person, and the alarm number was changed to an ambulance number.

Soon the sound of the ambulance came from the shore, and when the paramedics carried the person to the car and drove to the hospital, the people around came back to their senses.

Saved people so soon? ?

Is this a bit too fast?

But as the ambulance went far, passers-by gradually dispersed, and then set off the lanterns. Beardfish strolled around the river bank twice, except for the food stalls, which were lantern vendors, he lost interest after strolling around for a while. When he was about to call Meng Shaoyou to go with him, he found that people didn't know when they disappeared.

Beardfish: "???"

Meng Shaoyou was in the ambulance with Teacher Yu at this time. After all, it was the phone call they made, and they followed along to the hospital.

Fortunately, this person was just drowning in a coma, and there was nothing serious about it. After the hospital notified his family members, Meng Shaoyou was about to leave.

Before leaving, the doctor called them, hoping that they could leave their mobile phone numbers. After all, they were sent by the person, and they had to contact them to say thank you when they woke up.

It is naturally impossible to keep Teacher Yu's mobile phone number, so Meng Shaoyou left his own number.

Then he left the hospital with Teacher Yu, when it was getting late.

As soon as Meng Shaoyou took out his mobile phone, he saw Beardfish madly texting himself. After sending his location, Meng Shaoyou turned his head and asked: "Ms. Yu, will someone come to pick you up?"

Yu Jianghe shook his head. He came out today only with a fluke. He never thought about meeting Meng Shaoyou, nor did he talk to others.

"This... just beard fish is coming over. If Teacher Yu doesn't dislike it, he will hitch a ride?"

"good."

So when the bearded fish came over, he saw a tall man wearing a mask standing next to Meng Shaoyou, who looked a bit familiar with his figure.

He curiously asked: "Is this your friend?"

When Yu Jiang got on the car and took off his mask, he was just stupid.

"Ms. Yu?! Why are you here?!" Beard fish almost didn't hold the steering wheel firmly. Yu Jianghe and Meng Shaoyou sat in the back seat. Meng Shaoyou said when he saw it, "Ms. Yu came to see the lantern, we just happened to meet him. Go on, you drive carefully!"

Beardfish had a hundred thousand why in his heart, but when Meng Shaoyou said that, he could only turn around and concentrate on driving.

When did you see Teacher Yu looking at the lantern? ! If he had such a wonderful nightlife, could he still be called the most difficult actor to follow by the media? !

Also, is the activity of putting river lanterns on the Ksitigarbha Festival a very scientific activity? !

Beardfish roared in his heart and couldn't help saying: "Teacher Yu also celebrates the Ksitigarbha Festival?"

Yu Jianghe said, "Well, come and visit the folk festivals in Nancheng."

Beardfish: "..."

Teacher Yu couldn't refute the beardfish saying that, and said dryly: "That's good, that's good..."

Then they sent away the two in silence and embarrassment. On the way back home, Beardfish hadn't recovered.

When he was lying on the bed, he suddenly angrily hammered the bed: "Damn! Why did you forget to sign?!"

...

The next day, Meng Shaoyou received a call from the hospital, saying that the person who fell into the water last night woke up and wanted to see him.

The other party repeatedly asked to meet on the phone, and Meng Shaoyou bought a fruit basket and a bouquet and passed by.

In the ward, the person who fell into the water had already awakened, but his expression was a little weak, and he showed a pale smile after seeing Meng Shaoyou.

He asked, "Thank you last night, otherwise I might just sink to the bottom."

After all, this man was not rescued by Meng Shaoyou, so he had to say: "I just called for ambulance. You still have to be more careful when you are by the river in the future."

Who knows that the other party suddenly said: "It really wasn't you who saved me in the river." After he finished speaking, he saw Meng Shaoyou stunned for a moment, showing a proud expression, and then said: "When I fell into the water, I quickly lost consciousness. , But I can feel that the person who saved me appeared from the bottom of the water, so it must not be you."

Meng Shaoyou didn't expect this person to be so keen, thinking that it would be better to tell him about the existence of the water ghost, so that he could repay the life-saving grace of the water ghost.

In the next second, the man said: "So, the one who saved me must be the dragon!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He didn't expect this kind of brain circuit, so he had to say: "I did find you on the shore. I don't know who saved you, but you say this is a bit outrageous."

The person who fell into the water insisted: "Where is it outrageous? Legend has it that the waters of Nancheng are inhabited by dragons. I just wanted to try it... You see, didn't I have been rescued!"

"You said you saved me on the shore, you must have seen the dragon?" He said, looking at Meng Shaoyou with bright eyes.

Good guy, this turned out to be fishing law enforcement? !

Meng Shaoyou was stunned by this truth.

Then he looked at the other party as if he was still obsessed, and said ruthlessly: "Where is there any dragon in this world? Your story is from Denmark, right? According to that, the dragon should turn into a bubble in the next step."

"..."

Then Meng Shaoyou turned his head and called the doctor, and said seriously: "I think he still has a lot of sequelae, and he is beginning to have hallucinations."

The man who fell into the water said angrily: "What I said is true! It must be the dragon who rescued me!"

Meng Shaoyou showed a "look at it" expression to the doctor. The doctor started talking nonsense when he saw it. As expected, there was a big problem, so he went forward to do an examination.

In this gap, Meng Shaoyou took the opportunity to slip away from the hospital.

I don't know what the little water ghost would feel if he knew it.

After that, he burned some food and clothing for the water ghost, thought about it and wrote a letter of commendation to Chenghuang and burned it. In any case, it is a good thing, this underworld has to show it...

...

"Ask for leave again? What's wrong? Are you okay?" Early in the morning, the director’s loud voice could be heard across the wall. Bai Miaoxue frowned. When the director said "again", she knew it was. What's wrong.

Bai Miaoxue is currently filming in this crew, and the male protagonist doesn't know how, and there is an accident every few days. Every time it was a minor illness, but it just happened that I couldn't film.

If it is a supporting role, it would be nice to say that it is still a male lead, and the crew has to stop and wait for him, and the filming stops and stops a lot of time.

Sure enough, after a while, the director came over and said: "The scene of the hero and the heroine moved back a bit, and we will shoot another scene today."

Bai Miaoxue happened to be the heroine, she didn't have any expression on her face when she heard this, but she was definitely in a bad mood.

This happened every time, but her time was wasted. But Bai Miaoxue couldn't say anything. After all, everyone was in the hospital. If the two complaints were passed out, she would become bitter and mean.

Bai Miaoxue feels even more upset at the thought of here.

In fact, not only Bai Miaoxue, but the producer and director are also irritable.

Filming is a money-burning activity. If you delay for a day, you will burn a day's money, and the funds cannot withstand the toss. And they also want to catch up with this year's Lunar New Year file for this film. Now the more time for filming, the tighter the time for editing and submitting the film for review.

The director is bald when he thinks about it.

The crew also wondered, because the male lead is not a frail little white flower, on the contrary, he is a dozen or so fierce guys. This happened only after he entered the crew after every incident.

Those group performers couldn’t help but muttered: "This male protagonist has an accident every day. I'm afraid that the crew did not sacrifice to the gods when the filming started?"

It is an old practice to sacrifice to the gods in filming. Most of the crew in the entertainment industry will sacrifice to the gods, and no one knows whether it is useful.

There are also many directors who put the reason for the drama to the gods in order to save their respect.

This word reached the assistant director's ears, and the other party pondered it, and it seemed to make some sense. So I ran to the director and asked, "Could it be that something went wrong when we sacrificed to the gods? Would you like to find someone who knows how to come and ask?"

When the director heard this, he said angrily: "There is no way to go wrong! I am so superstitious about a person--!"

Deputy director:"……"

It's not a matter of sacrificing to the gods, it's not a matter of doing it, what are you anxious for?

However, the director listened to this suggestion. After all, the situation of the male lead was really strange, so he turned his head and wondered if he should contact a master who knows how to come.

Every cost of the crew has to be calculated carefully, so the director of this idea also went to ask the producer of this show, and also the investor of this show.

Coincidentally, this producer is the cousin of Beardfish. When the director said that he thoughtfully said: "I happen to know a master, so please invite him."

The director naturally has no opinion.

And this master in the production population is naturally Meng Shaoyou, who saved him before and added WeChat to keep like him.

The film crew knows a lot about the director's invitation to the master, after all, it can't help it. But it's okay. After all, the entertainment industry is not a place where science is concerned, and everyone's acceptance is quite good.

There are also actors who say that the director should have done this long ago.

Bai Miaoxue also knew about this, but when she saw Meng Shaoyou's face she couldn't help it: "..."

She turned her head and asked the assistant: "Why is he here?"

"This is the master we invited. I heard that it was brought by the producer. He looked really capable." The assistant explained. Then, after seeing Bai Miaoxue's subtle expression, he said: "This master does not look like that. Master’s."

Bai Miaoxue's heart haha, her heart is indeed not like a master but like an actor!

For a moment, she felt distressed for herself who stupidly regarded Meng Shaoyou as an ordinary assistant.

Meng Shaoyou also remembered Bai Miaoxue, and smiled to greet her, but didn't want to become a super actor in her heart...

The male protagonist of the crew is called You Haochu. He has a small number of fans, but he is an actor with a good reputation in the circle. He is serious about filming and not being a monster. There are several well-known roles but lack of an opportunity to become popular.

The reason why You Haochu asked for leave this time was that he had a high fever at night and was directly burned into the hospital. During the examination, the doctor found that his physical condition was abnormal and was afraid of sudden illness, so he suggested to stay in the hospital for observation for two days.

When the director took Meng Shaoyou over, he thought he had come to visit him.

"Excuse me, director, this is really..." You Haochu also knew that he had taken a lot of leave recently, and he was very embarrassed to see the director.

"It's also important to the body." After all, someone really has an accident, and the director wouldn't say anything to comfort You Haochu in turn.

Then Meng Shaoyou, who came with him, was introduced: "But we thought, your physical condition is always accidental and very strange, so we found a master..."

You Haochu: "..."

He glanced at the young Meng Shaoyou with a subtle expression, this young master?

It's not that You Haochu didn't believe it, it's just that...

He couldn't help but look at the director, his eyes were: "You have reached the age when you will be deceived by a magic stick?"

director:"……"

Meng Shaoyou doesn't mind, make money, and have a thicker skin. Don't be embarrassed. As soon as I saw You Haochu, Meng Shaoyou had a spectrum in his heart, because there was a ghost in red clothes sitting next to You Haochu, who looked like he had been dead for a long time.

Before entering the door, Meng Shaoyou heard the other party humming two small tunes. He couldn't even sing pop songs, and he certainly didn't die recently.

After hearing that the director invited Daxian, the ghost was not afraid, humming a little song in his mouth and squinted at Meng Shaoyou, looking confident.

It also seemed to treat Meng Shaoyou as a liar.

No way, the economy of Nancheng is developed, there are many scammers, and there are many swindlers, plus the decline of Xuanmen in this era, how can there be so many real masters?

But what the ghost did not expect was that the next second Meng Shaoyou turned his eyes to him with a smile.

This ghost is not a vicious ghost, it looks like You Haochu accidentally provoked it, and there is no need to fight against this kind of ghost, and the matter of a talisman is solved.

Meng Shaoyou gave You Haochu a talisman. As soon as the talisman took out the talisman, the ghost showed a jealous look. Meng Shaoyou gave You Haochu a talisman, and the ghost stared at him. He didn't expect to encounter someone with real skills this time. !

Because of this charm, the ghost couldn't move You Haochu. He glared at Meng Shaoyou and left the window.

You Haochu didn't know this change, only knew that after taking the talisman, he felt a lot easier in an instant. When the doctor came for a check up later, the strange value returned to normal. I was going to be hospitalized for three days, but now I can be discharged immediately!

"...Isn't it? Really such a god?" You Haochu was dumbfounded and couldn't believe it.

The director was also surprised and asked: "Is this solved?"

Meng Shaoyou said, "After all, they didn't have a vengeance, and the Talisman for Elimination of Evil will be able to handle it."

Upon hearing this, You Haochu asked, "There are really ghosts? Why did I meet them!"

I have to ask myself. Meng Shaoyou told You Haochu what he saw just now. When he heard the ghost sitting next to him and humming opera, even though he couldn't see You Haochu, he couldn't help but get goosebumps. .

The director can sing as soon as he hears it, and he slaps his thigh and says, "No wonder!"

When the crew went to the countryside to learn from the experience, the village happened to invite people to sing the Ping An opera.

This play was performed by a troupe from the village praying for safety and Changshun, and it was performed day and night. But there is a rule, if you go to the theater at night, you must listen to the whole scene, or you will be followed home by the kid.

The Ping An Opera plays are normal repertoire during the day, but at night they often sing strange things. Before singing, the troupe has to dress up as ghosts and gods, beat gongs and drums for a week in the village. It is commonly known as mourning. The meaning of summoning the little ghosts to the theater.

It is often said among the people that the theater troupe at night is not only for people, but also for ghosts.

The director asked You Haochu angrily: "Did you go to the theatre that night? Didn't you always ask you not to run around!"

Where did You Haochu know this, and he was instantly embarrassed: "I was watching so many people pass by, so I wanted to join in the fun!"

It is also okay to go to the Ping An opera at night, but you must bring peach branches or leaves to avoid ghosts. It was only then that You Haochu was surprised. No wonder he saw that the people who went to the theater were wearing leaves on their heads. He thought it was a village custom.

After the matter was resolved, Bai Miaoxue saw that Meng Shaoyou had just arrived on the first day, and You Haochu was discharged from the hospital. After returning to the crew, Meng Shaoyou sang and played with the director, as if to sing a double song.

Bai Miaoxue: "..."

This fucking...

She couldn't help but spit out a little girl in the same crew: "Can you believe that he was an assistant before!! Who can tell that he is a master?! Saying he believes in science is more likely than saying he can catch ghosts. !!!"

"Is this master from the acting department?!"

Coincidentally, the girl who heard her complaining was Lin Wan, and she knew that Meng Shaoyou was Yu Jianghe’s assistant, so she said to Bai Miaoxue, “After all, it’s Teacher Yu’s person, and there is probably a bit of a true biography of Teacher Yu. Bar……"

Bai Miaoxue: "..."

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...

Meng Shaoyou didn't know that there were some strange rumors on him. After solving the crew's affairs, he rested in the apartment for a few days.

By the way, I burned the things that I had promised to burn for the water ghosts. The ones I burned were only Meng Shaoyou's shares.

Now these are what the water ghost wants. Meng Shaoyou bought it early in the morning, and only needs to write that the recipient will burn it and the water ghost will automatically receive it.

Mentioning this water ghost, Meng Shaoyou couldn't help but think of the person who fell into the water before. Recalling the obsession and determination of the other party, Meng Shaoyou couldn't help but feel a little worried.

With free time left and right, Meng Shaoyou decided to take a walk by the river again.

The location of Longhua Temple is far from the city center, but due to its reputation, there are many pilgrims even in the off-season.

However, few people came to the nearby river bank except when lanterns were set.

But this time, after Meng Shaoyou passed by, he saw the noise on the bank of the river, and the drums and gongs were quite lively.

When I walked in, I saw a lot of tributes on the shore, and monks and Taoist priests held sacrificial ceremonies nearby.

There were workers on the opposite bank playing on the stage. Meng Shaoyou couldn't help being surprised when he saw this, and asked, "What is this?"

At this moment, there were many passers-by by the river, and I heard Meng Shaoyou ask this way: "Didn't someone fall into the water before? It doesn't mean that there is a Dragon King here, so I invited monks and Taoists to come over to worship the Dragon King..."

Although the man stood on the boundary of Longhua Temple, he still couldn't help but vomit: "Is there still a dragon king in the river? Haven't all the dragon kings now become Su Jiazhui's son-in-law?"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

There are not only water ghosts who save people in the river, but also other water ghosts, hiding under the bridge piers and watching this scene, the ghosts are sour.

"It turns out that saving a person can still enjoy so much worship!"

"I also heard that those people regarded him as a river god, oh! River god, what a big tone, river god!"

"I knew I had saved a few people too!!"

...Soon after, this Longhua Temple was rich in saving people and water ghosts, and it became a new urban myth in Nancheng.

This matter is not listed here.

Just now, Meng Shaoyou looked at the stage opposite, and it was not difficult to guess that this person not only offered sacrifices, but also looked for someone to sing the Ping An opera. It's such a big deal.

It’s all here, and it’s not bad to watch the show. Meng Shaoyou waited till the evening.

When the sky was getting dark, the troupe walked around the river bank, pretending to be ghosts and gods, to complete the funeral ceremony. Meng Shaoyou obviously saw a lot of ghosts coming around, and he was still covered by the light of that water ghost.

Among the group of ghosts, he also saw the ghost in red next to You Haochu also drifting over.

He seems to be an old drama fan, and he must come every time.

He thought so, the ghost in red also saw Meng Shaoyou as soon as he turned his head, his eyes changed.

It's easy to see the king, but the kid is hard to deal with. As soon as the red ghost saw Meng Shaoyou, he remembered the things he had driven away before--if he had been entangled for a longer time, he would be able to blackmail some offerings!

After the ghost in red had left, he hated Meng Shaoyou. I saw this Taoist priest after listening to the show today, and it was naturally itchy.

This time he is not just him a ghost! He still has hundreds of ghost brothers, and he will definitely make this Taoist feel good!

The red ghost turned his head and talked to the ghost brothers on the left and right, but within a few minutes, a group of ghosts floated over from the other side. The headed ghost in red stared bitterly at Meng Shaoyou on the shore, and it was not easy to look at.

In addition to Meng Shaoyou, there are actually a few monks and Taoists on this shore. They looked at the hundreds of ghosts coming from the other side, and their expressions were not good, and they were all taken aback.

This is a cross-shore fire|fight? !

So many ghosts, it's not fair! !

The monks and Taoist priests on the shore all put on an expression like a great enemy, and even more, they were planning to return to Longhua Temple to call people. Then they heard the red ghost headed pointing at the young man next to them and yelling: "You can be regarded as let me meet, you can't think about it better today!"

"Smelly Taoist, I was bad at the hospital before. Today I want to show you how good my brothers are!"

"Don't think we ghosts are afraid of you Taoist priests!!"

The monks and Taoist priests were taken aback, and responded quickly to Meng Shaoyou: "Daoist, what trouble are you causing? Why don't you go!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

No, I think it's because they want to escape.