Urban: I Am God

Chapter 303 You Are Cheap

"Also, you have to consider that you are not married yet, and you probably won't get married within a year or two. After that, she will be old enough to remember things. At that time, you will still be in trouble .” Hu Fei picked up two skewers, ate one by himself, and then handed her another.

"You, you can't say something that doesn't bother you. Can you comfort people?" Bao Qingyu gave Hu Fei a gloomy look.

"I'm a responsible friend, okay?" Hu Fei couldn't laugh or cry, "Be reasonable, it's better to think about these things in advance than in the future. I just cried to comfort you, okay? ?”

"Don't you want to be ashamed, is it comforting me when you cry? Obviously I am comforting you." Bao Qingyu rolled his eyes.

"Hey, hey, why are you comforting me? Obviously I comforted you first." Hu Fei stretched out his hand and rubbed her, "Be reasonable."

"Who is being unreasonable? Think about it for yourself. I haven't said anything yet. You're crying here first." Bao Qingyu snorted.

"I suddenly remembered a word." Hu Fei shrugged speechlessly.

"What words?"

"I learned from watching a movie recently, why do you women think that massage is the same thing, that massaging the face can make you thinner, but massaging the breasts can make you bigger?" Hu Fei looked at Bao Qingyu and said.

"...What do you mean? Say we women have double standards?" Bao Qingyu turned around and looked at Hu Fei and asked fiercely.

"That's not what I mean. I'm just doing a special interview. How do you think about your brain structure? You just think that the world will develop according to your ideas." Hu Fei said with a smile.

"Isn't that caused by you men?" Bao Qingyu pouted.

"No, what does this have to do with us." Hu Fei was a little dumbfounded.

"Who made you like those with small faces and big breasts?" Bao Qingyu glanced at Hu Fei, "Isn't it?"

Hu Fei: "..." If you insist on saying that, I have nothing to say.

"There's nothing to say. Do it." Bao Qingyu smiled and took a can of wine and touched Hu Fei.

"Just do it, I'm afraid of you." Hu Fei was depressed. He has never been afraid of anyone while drinking, especially his current physical fitness. What about trouble? Still afraid of drinking?

But this wine, as he drank it, Hu Fei didn't know how the two of them drank it, so they began to feed each other with their mouths. It was really strange. What kind of habit is this? Really.

Then, the inside of the car parked on the side of the road began to move.

"...No...you're not a young child, can't this be solved?"

"...Your clothes are too strange, I have never seen this style before."

"Come on, there are others you haven't seen. A man like you still lacks a woman?"

"...No, your size is obviously not Asian, right? How can you have such a big one?"

"Yo, you have quite a lot of experience."

"Haven't you ever eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig running?"

...

Later, the space inside the car was too small, and Hu Fei didn't know what was going on, so he ran back to her home with her. There was a house in the county town that Bao Qingyu bought himself. It was not big, just two bedrooms and one living room. , but the decoration is very warm.

One night, Hu Fei felt for the first time what kind of feeling it was like to have a childlike face, it was so exciting.

...

By the time Hu Fei and the others returned to Bao Qingyu's house, it was already one or two o'clock in the morning. By the time Hu Fei and the others finished their torment, it was time for Hu Fei to practice. He fell asleep, and Hu Fei didn't sleep until he finished practicing.

Fortunately, there are no specific posture requirements for the practice of Ling Miao Jue, and it is not necessary to have five hearts facing the sky.

When Hu Fei fell asleep,

Countless memories suddenly appeared in his mind. These memories seemed to be experienced by him personally, but it was like watching a movie with an extremely deep memory. Hu Fei felt as if he was falling asleep. Dreaming, but it seems to be in a waking state.

Because he was very "awake" knowing that this was a memory from his previous life. In this strange state, Hu Fei didn't know how long it had passed, and then he seemed to become dazed again.

It wasn't until Hu Fei felt his nose itch that he opened his eyes abruptly. As soon as he opened his eyes, Hu Fei saw Bao Qingyu lying on his chest, scratching his nose with his hair.

The eyes of the two met each other, a blush flashed across Bao Qingyu's face, and then he snorted and said: "You guys don't have a good thing, and you like to take advantage of others after drinking."

Hu Fei: "..."

"You know what? You remind me of a joke." Hu Fei said with a deep expression.

"What joke?" Bao Qingyu stared at Hu Fei with wide eyes and asked.

"A man suddenly cried to his good friend one day, and his friend asked him, what's wrong with you? Why are you still crying?"

"The man just said, buddy, I was wronged. Last night, I saw my wife with my own eyes..."

"His good friend said in amazement, what's wrong? Could it be your wife who gave you a cuckold?"

"Then he said, no, he saw with his own eyes that his wife drank two catties of liquor and was still sober, and he couldn't help crying at that time."

"His friend is wondering, what can't you figure out? What's wrong with your wife drinking too much?"

"Then he said that he couldn't figure it out. At that time, her wife drank a glass of beer and poured it into his arms. Afterwards, she said that he took advantage of others' danger and said that he was inferior to a beast. He must be held accountable. Now They have been married for 11 years, lied to him for 11 years, and said that no one believed him back then..."

"... Hu Fei, what do you mean... you mean I'm going to be a hooligan first?" Bao Qingyu's eyes flashed with a dangerous light.

"Then let's smooth it out first... I remember, who insisted on drinking a cup of wine later?" Hu Fei said with a smile.

Bao Qingyu blushed a bit and said, "Isn't that just a rush? Then you kiss me first, right?"

"Then it was you who fed me the wine instead?" Hu Fei snorted.

"Oh...you are not a man at all." Bao Qingyu directly lowered his head and bit Hu Fei's chest.

"Ah...you belong to a puppy." Hu Fei couldn't help crying out in pain.

"How do you know? This girl is really a dog." Bao Qingyu was a little proud. After she finished speaking, she moved her body, and then cried out in pain, "Oh, get up and take a bath, can you help me?" Call for something to eat, I’m starving to death, I can’t move.”

"Uh, okay." Hu Fei touched his nose, last night, he seemed to be a little crazy.

Lifting the quilt, Hu Fei was about to get out of bed, but Hu Fei was stunned for a moment because he saw the falling red on the quilt.

"Eh?" Hu Fei turned his head and looked at Bao Qingyu.

"What are you looking at? It's the first time I've seen a woman." Bao Qingyu patted his forehead helplessly and asked.

"Your first time?" Hu Fei had a strange expression on his face.

"There was a chance to hand it over in the middle, but because of Guoguo, the other party didn't like it, so I blew it." Bao Qingyu said lightly, "So, it's cheaper for you, oops, you hurry up to take a shower and get something to eat, I am so hungry."

"Okay." Hu Fei scratched his head, and simply raised his legs and walked into the bathroom.

After entering the bathroom, looking at himself in the mirror, Hu Fei took a deep breath. When he woke up just now, because facing Bao Qingyu, Hu Fei didn't show it. Just last night, Hu Fei's soul power increased Much!