Yearning: Become a god by brushing corn

"Xiaoyue, do you have any requirements for your future boyfriend?" Huang Lei turned into an old man and set his sights on the tomboy Yuan Xinyue.

Yuan Xinyue was not as bold as Hui Ruoqi, she smiled shyly and said, "I think it's good to fall in love." "

Round head?

Dahua was a little puzzled when he heard this, so he asked, "Why do you like Xiaoyue with a round head, isn't it okay to have a square head like me?"

As soon as Dahua said this, he was quiet for three seconds.

"Poof... Hahaha!" and then there was a burst of laughter.

"Yes, yes, today's girls like round heads, and people like Dahua are destined to be single for a lifetime. Reba laughed and hit Dahua.

Yuan Xinyue was suddenly embarrassed, she had heard that Dahua Chinese was not good, but it was not broken to dissect her words like this.

In desperation, Yuan Xinyue had no choice but to explain: "Brother Dahua, falling in love is not what you understand, it means that two people attract each other and have a common topic." "

"What, I misunderstood again?" Dahua looked stunned, and then looked deeply shocked.

Seeing this, Lin Meng began to comfort Dahua: "Dahua, what you lack now is self-confidence, if you learn Chinese better, I believe you will definitely have girls like it." "

"Brother Lin, I'm not thinking about this now, I'm thinking of my ex-girlfriend. Dahua said a little sadly.

The ex is not the ex anymore, and the memories of the ex are not very good when he looks uncomfortable.

For a while, everyone was extremely sympathetic to Dahua.

At the same time, psychotherapist Lin Meng went online at the same time.

"Dahua, can you tell me about your ex? Brother Lin Mengge may be able to help you untie the knot. Lin Meng warmed Dahua's bruised heart with his sunny smile.

After the last treatment, Dahua now trusts Lin Meng very much, nodded his head, and told the story of his predecessor.

Walking on the woods path of the campus, Dahua is enjoying the sweetness of love, but her girlfriend with small freckles on her face is silent.

Everyone: "······"

This beginning is very familiar, isn't this the last time Dahua dated his ex-girlfriend? Since this place is poisonous, won't you learn your lesson and go on a different date?

And both girlfriends have freckles, which really confirms the sentence.

The country of sticks thinks that girls with long legs are the cutest, neon countries think that girls with little tiger teeth are the cutest, Taiguo thinks that girls with small cocks are the cutest, and Europe and the United States think that girls with freckles on their faces are the cutest.

Dahua didn't know that everyone was complaining about him in his heart, and he still shared his sad love story.

The girl stopped and suddenly said, "Dahua, let's break up." "

Dahua looked stunned and said, "Why? Is it because I'm not good at math?"

Girl: "???"

The girl shook her head and said, "You should have a better choice, I don't deserve you, you better go find a girl who loves you more." "

Dahua excitedly grabbed his girlfriend's shoulder: "I don't want other girls, as long as you." "

The girl raised her head, glanced at Dahua deeply, and said, "I'm not a vexatious girl, as long as you can pass my test, I am willing to be with you forever." "

Dahua: Why does this sound so familiar?

But Dahua didn't care so much, nodded and said, "You ask, I'm confident that I can pass the test." "

This time Dahua can be regarded as prepared, since the last time he suffered a loss in mathematics, he remembered all the important dates and details of his girlfriend, and he made up for mathematics, physics and chemistry, he didn't believe in this evil!

His girlfriend smiled sweetly and said: "Dahua listen, let's stand face to face, thirty centimeters apart, you are not allowed to bend over, raise your feet, move your hands, bow your head, stick out your tongue, if you can touch me, I will always be with you." "

Dahua: "······"

After that, Dahua tried countless methods, whether it was moving his nose, protruding his eyes, or shaking his hair, he couldn't do it.

The result is self-evident, Dahua broke up with his girlfriend again, and two weeks later, her girlfriend and No. 2 school grass were together, and a green grassland flew to Dahua's head.

Everyone: "······"

The audience was speechless.

"Are Dahua's girlfriends all devils? What the hell is this asking!"

"I always thought that Lin Meng was the most pitiful, but compared to Dahua, I always felt that something was missing. "

"Why Dahua's girlfriend broke up with him and was with No. 1 and No. 2 school grass respectively, this is a question. "

"To be honest, Dahua is very handsome, why are there two green grasslands on his head?"

"The others didn't pay attention, I just want to know now, is there an answer to this ghost question? "

"There's a ghost answer, this question may not be able to be done when God comes, it's the same as Dahua's ex-girlfriend, this ex-girlfriend is obviously here to break up!"

"There is no solution, I use all the organs of the whole body, and even the second child can't do it, unless the second Dahua can be thirty centimeters long when he exerts his strength. "

"Upstairs 6666"

"Woo woo ~ drove"

·········

"Woo woo..." Dahua obviously said something sad, and even Yuan Xinyue couldn't help but pat him on the back to comfort him.

Tired of crying, Dahua couldn't help but raise his head and looked at Lin Meng with teary eyes, the only one he believed in now was Lin Meng Ge who could heal his soul.

"Brother Lin didn't learn math well last time, is this time because my body hasn't grown well?" Dahua said aggrievedly.

"Poof..." Huang Lei He Yu hurriedly turned around, holding back a strong smile, they are professional actors, basically they don't laugh, unless they really can't help it.

"This has nothing to do with the long body, in fact, there is an answer to this question, I guess you were too nervous at the time, so I didn't expect it. Lin Meng comforted.

Have an answer?

Hearing Lin Meng actually say that there was an answer to be solved, everyone, including the audience, was stunned.

No kidding, such a strict requirement, even if God comes, it will be blind, you tell us how to solve it?

The audience expressed disbelief.

"If this problem can be solved, I will play the little cock 200 times. "

"If you say spit, forget it, the other party's requirement is that the two can touch, and the saliva is broken, it doesn't count at all. "

"The spitting buddy is not broken, even if you really win, it is estimated that you will still lose your girlfriend. "

"You're all too young, I'm sure I'm a believer in lemons. "

"Upstairs so confident, do you have any basis?"

"Hehe, Lemon is so handsome, do you need any other reason? "

"Damn, it's you again. "

"Shameless person, actually pretending to be my Zuer, she is so cute, she will definitely not be as as you. "

"What a pretence, Miss Ben is, believe it or not. "

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