Yearning: Become a god by brushing corn

"Brother Lemon, is what you said true?" Dahua heard Lin Meng say that he had an answer to solve, and he was immediately excited.

He has been unable to untie these knots, not only because of the problem of his girlfriend's splitting legs, but also because he couldn't sleep at night tormented by these strange questions, and now that he hears that this question has an answer to solve, do you think he can not be excited?

"Why am I lying to you, if you were calmer and more flexible at that time, you would definitely be able to run into each other. Lin Meng said with a smile.

Then he asked, "Tell me, is it possible to do it as long as the bodies of the two people touch without violating the rules?" "

"Uh-huh. Dahua nodded repeatedly, he just wanted to know the answer quickly.

"Then this is easy to do, as long as you are lucky enough to hold a soak of urine, you can completely use the urine to nourish her, and when the urine goes out, it is a parabola, and it is not disconnected, which means that you completely meet the rules and touch her. Lin Meng shook his eyebrows and said the answer.

"Poof!" Huang Lei, who was drinking tea, squirted out directly and fell on the body of He Yu on the other side, which can also be meowed?

He Yan didn't look at the tea on his body, but just said, "I... I didn't think of that. "

"Giggles, Xiaomeng, you're so disgusting~" Reba has also been paying attention to this matter, and when she heard Lin Meng say that the answer was this, she laughed coquettishly.

"Haha... What an interesting answer, Brother Lemon is really the smartest. Hui Ruoqi clapped her little hands, she admired Lin Meng so much, and the answer that no one could think of was actually solved by him in a strange way.

Not to mention in the live broadcast room, crazy brush 666.

They don't care about whether they will lose their girlfriend if they do this, and the girlfriend who cuckolds herself should use urine to nourish her, which is too relieving.

Dahua was even more excited: "Great, it's finally untied, I don't have to lose sleep anymore, the next time I see her, I must take urine to nourish her." "

"Ahem Dahua, low-key, it's good that you know, there are still a lot of girls looking at you. Lin Meng gave Dahua a look.

The girls around looked at Dahua with strange eyes, and this stupid boy also said outside, it seems that this is indeed not a girl's problem, but Dahua's emotional intelligence is too low.

Lin Meng untied a knot for Dahua again, and after giggling and laughing for a while, the topic returned to the original point.

"Xiaoyue, you said that you like to fall in love, which means that you don't have any requirements for height, body shape or anything. Huang Lei began to tease Yuan Xinyue again.

He really thinks this 'boy' is too cute, and if it weren't for the fact that he is a straight man, he would have suspected that he had been bent.

"Well, yes, I'm two meters and three meters tall, if you want to find one as tall, then you have to go to the basketball team to find it, so I don't think there's any need to ask for that height, just cast it. Yuan Xinyue smiled, two small dimples appeared at the corners of her mouth, and her cute appearance made Huang Lei panic, and she only said in her heart: "Don't look at indecent things, don't look at indecent things, I don't like boys!"

Nima, this 'boy' is too criminal, he should not look at it a few times.

"It turns out that Xiaoyue's requirements are so low, is it okay to be as short as Teacher He?" At this time, Lin Meng, who took advantage of Huang Lei's sorting out the 'aesthetics', took over the topic.

"Uh..." Yuan Xinyue was speechless all of a sudden, she was at the bottom of Teacher He, and her heart was bottomless, this is too short.

"Xiao Meng!" Yuan Xinyue, this girl is still too much, and her disgusted appearance made He Yi go crazy directly, and shouted at Lin Meng angrily.

Lin Meng didn't have the heart to pay attention to He Yi, he was addicted to playing, so he continued to ask: "Is it okay to be a middle-aged uncle like a fat middle-aged uncle like Teacher Huang?"

“···" Now Yuan Xinyue has nothing to say at all, how can she find an uncle, her mother will her.

"If you fall in love, it can be ignored if you have low emotional intelligence, and Dahua can also be considered if she is so stupid?" Lin Meng stared at the last man in the lemon house, and Dahua asked with a confused expression.

“···" Yuan Xinyue wanted to cry, what is the problem, she just wants to find a topic to talk about, Dahua Chinese is so bad, she is afraid that she will be angry to death.

After thinking about it for a while, in order to avoid Brother Lemon asking some strange questions, Yuan Xinyue blurted out: "At least it's such a perfect boy as Brother Lemon, otherwise I wouldn't have considered it." "

Huang Lei: "···"

Dahua: "···"

He Yu: "···"

Audience: "Hahaha!"

Reba: "It's, Xiao Meng, this stinky guy can actually flirt with girls now!"

The atmosphere was stalemate, and then Teacher He Huang Dahua took off his shoes at the same time, chased the lemon all over the house, and shouted as he ran: "Stinky boy has the ability not to run, step on us to pick up girls, see if we don't you today!"

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Since the night he got along with Reba, Lin Meng has become more and more skinny, and the people in the lemon house have all been shown off by him, do you say they are angry?

The three big men chased Lin Meng several times, but found that this kid's physical strength was not comparable to them at all, he was tired and half dead, and the kid was still raising his eyebrows to provoke them, very angry.

In desperation, they could only admit it and go back to continue their work.

Life is so helpless, since you can't win others, you can only passively bear it.

"Little Brother Meng, the green onions, cabbage, and garlic have been chosen, and there are you. Mo'er is always as pure as a white flower, she obediently handed the dustpan to Lin Meng, and wiped Lin Meng's sweat with her little hands.

Seeing that no one saw him, Lin Meng turned his back to the camera and secretly kissed Mo'er and sent him a little hand.

Fragrant, soft, or familiar flavor, Jasmine flavored, you can make jasmine tea.

"Ahh

"What's wrong, Mo'er?" Hearing the scream, Reba asked suspiciously.

"No... It's nothing, just now a small bug fell and was scared. Mo'er peeked at Lin Meng, who was fine, and whispered.

"Oh, then be careful, it's summer, and it's easy to drop bugs or something on the trees. Reba didn't think much about it, so he admonished.

Now that it's almost noon, the sun is already a little dry, and everyone has moved their cooking things under the lemon tree to provide shade. So Reba didn't doubt Mo'er's explanation.

As for why Lin Meng stole Mo'er, the current Lin Meng is no longer the ignorant Lin Meng, since he opened the door to a new world of love in Reba, he can even flirt with the girl's paper.

Mo'er, as his childhood sweetheart, has always been designated by him as his future daughter-in-law, since this is the case, why would he dare to kiss his daughter-in-law.

"Mo'er, don't leave today, give Aunt Li a call, and say that you are still living here today and help Brother Meng. Lin Meng leaned into Mo'er's ear and said, it is still summer vacation, and it is not the busy season of farming, so there is no problem at all to live here for a long time.

"I... I know. Mo'er was naturally ashamed of Lin Mengge's transformation from a wooden person to an enlightened person, she answered and went back to the room, apparently using her mobile phone to make a call.

(PS: The heroine must be more than just Reba, I'm more greedy, and I made the girl too beautiful, and then I was reluctant to give up, so I simply made a world where the polygamy system was legal, but everyone rest assured, the champion will definitely not write a stallion, each girl has her own story, and there is also a process of emotional warming, please feel free to watch.) ）

(PS: The remaining three chapters are on the night.,In addition, no one has rewarded for a long time.,The gift is also more than that.,The champion is very weak-hearted.,If the economy is a good partner.,It's okay to send a yuan reward.,Let the champion know.,What you write is also something that someone likes to read.。 ）_

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