Go to Hell, White Lotus
去死,白莲花 Year: 2013 Author: 月亮好圆
Summary
As an obscured and transparent slag gamer in the gaming world, Bai Lian Hua (White Lotus) had always been fond of those tr*sh forum posts. Until one day: “White Lotus! Go check out the forum! 233333! You’re getting flamed!!!”
Cut scene 1:
Roommate: “Hi~ White Lotus! How is the taste of being flamed?
White Lotus: “Very good. Daily verbal warfares allowing me to enhance my reputation, exercise my typing speed and even improve my psychological endurance.”
Roommate: “Shock! So good?”
White Lotus: “…just that there’s the occasional ambush while clearing a dungeon, getting ambushed while at the recreational area, getting ambushed while buying medicine in town…”
Cut scene 2:
One day, the great god came to him.
You are the renyao White Lotus?”
White Lotus: “I am not a renyao!!!!!”
Great God: “Be gay with me.”
White Lotus: “Gay your big uncle!!!”
Cut scene 3:
Reporter: “White Lotus student, what are your thoughts around the hot forum topic for the past two weeks about you?
White Lotus: “I think…”
The Great God interrupted: “Lotus sister, if you don’t want to be mistaken for being gay, you should change your habit of selling Meng…”
White Lotus: “Lotus your sister!”
The Great God gave him a deep look: “Yes, Lotus my sister.”
- 1 Chapter 1 - The Lower Limits of a Group of Idiots
- 2 Chapter 2 - The Rise of Two Hackers
- 3 Chapter 3 - Who Sent Roommate through the Cloud
- 4 Chapter 4 - The Great God's Charming Smile
- 5 Chapter 5 - Wu Ling Young Contenders
- 6 Chapter 6 - Naturally Inspiring and Hard to Give Up
- 7 Chapter 7 - Accompanying Spring and Night Outings
- 8 Chapter 8 - Flower Viewing in the Fog
- 9 Chapter 9 - Half-hearted Smile's Crazy Antics 1
- 10 Chapter 10 - Half-hearted Smile's Crazy Antics 2
- 11 Chapter 11 - Smile's Anger
- 12 Chapter 12 - Entering the After World
- 13 Chapter 13 - Last night’s Broken Wishes
- 14 Chapter 14 - One Flower, One Leaf, One Bodhi
- 15 Chapter 15 - Lotus Continues to Laugh at the Spring Breeze
- 16 Chapter 16 - Long Live the Great God
- 17 Chapter 17 - The Past Can Fade Like a Puff of Smoke
- 18 Chapter 18 - Flowers Flying All Across The Sky
- 19 Chapter 19 - Since Then, Another Concern Arose
- 20 Chapter 20 - Tao Hua Xi's Water Depth is a Thousand Feet
- 21 Chapter 21 - The Immortal under the Peach Blossoms
- 22 Chapter 22 - The Master Will Not Perish First
- 23 Chapter 23 - My Heart’s Direction is Pure
- 24 Chapter 24 - Even at the End of the World is Shenzhou
- 25 Chapter 25 - Longing for Yet Unable to Meet
- 26 Chapter 26 - [Engaging with Death, Engaging with Fights and Engaging with Pregnancy]
- 27 Chapter 27 - [The Author has Problems with their IQ]
- 28 Chapter 28 - Ten miles of Red Lotus
- 29 Chapter 29 - Sentiments of an Incomplete Song
- 30 Chapter 30 - My Heart is Directed to the Dragon Egg
- 31 Chapter 31 - Sun Moon Holy Cult is Happy
- 32 Chapter 32 - Silently Fixing the Text
- 33 Chapter 33 - Silently Fixing the Text Part 2
- 34 Chapter 34 - Extra – When They First Met
- 35 Chapter 35 - Cannot Distinguish Between Real and Fake
- 36 Chapter 36 - First Release for Today
- 37 Chapter 37 - Today’s three more second hair
- 38 Chapter 38 - Today Moon Will Post One More
- 39 Chapter 39 - The Earth Shattering Truth
- 40 Chapter 40 - The Great God is Like Flower and like Jade
- 41 Chapter 41 - It’s so difficult updating with my phone
- 42 Chapter 42 - It’s not good to be arrogant
- 43 Chapter 43 - Smile is a Real Man
- 44 Chapter 44 - There are not many Qixi days
- 45 Chapter 45 - This article is really not heavy
- 46 Chapter 46 - [This Chapter’s three views are correct]
- 47 Chapter 47 - Romance may not Bloom with Spring Flowers
- 48 Chapter 48 - Moon finally updated
- 49 Chapter 49 - Extra: Smile in Tears
- 50 Chapter 50 - April 1st – April Fool’s Day
- 51 Chapter 51 - The Star River Leading to the Sky
- 52 Chapter 52 - This is Madness
- 53 Chapter 53 - Rain drizzling onto the footpaths
- 54 Chapter 54 - I should update on a good day
- 55 Chapter 55 - I will update even if I die
- 56 Chapter 56 - [This Chapter has lots of pointless chatter]
- 57 Chapter 57 - Lovesickness can lead to dependence
- 58 Chapter 58 - Suddenly came the spring breeze
- 59 Chapter 59 - A Different Voice
- 60 Chapter 60 - Countdown until completion 3
- 61 Chapter 61 - Countdown until completion 2
- 62 Chapter 62 Final
- 62.5 Chapter 62.5 Extra “Forever and Ever”
- 63 Chapter 63 - Extra 1: Side character’s story part 1
- 64 Chapter 64 (END) - Extra 2: Side character’s story part 2
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